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VERY SLIPPERY
Akiyama(A): I'm so excited . I'll fight against Sakuraba with all my strength .
Sakuraba(S): I don't know what Akiyama is good at . He interests me greatly.
S: He's slippery !! Stop ! Stop ! Stop ! Stop !
Narrator(N): Sakuraba noticed something abnormal on Akiyama's body,
  He demanded referee to stop the match .
  Such claim never heard in the martial arts match .
  But・・・
Announcer: Back hand blow ! Akiyama's back hand blow !
N: The match has continued.
S: Slippery !
N: Again and again , Sakuraba claimed that Akiyama's body is very slippery .
S: He's slippery !!
Umeki(U): Action !!
S: He's cheating !!
U: Action !!
S: Hey!!!!
U: Action !!
U: Action !!
 - Suspicion that referee accepted bribe -
U: I'll stop this match if you don't act . Act!
 - What is the referee watching ? -
N: Then...
U: Stop !
Announcer: Over! The match has been stopped !
S: Slippery !! He is slippery .
U: Which part of his body is slippery ?
S: Whole Body !!
 - This is the referee's diary on December 23 -
 - Then I went to TBS (Japanese TV office) for checking referee's camera at 23:00 .
  After the checking , I was taken out for korean dinner. I ate a lot. .
  I've gained some weight .
  I went home at 3 a.m. from Akasaka to Chiba, using a taxi ticket they gave me. .
  I felt like I'm rich . However, not at all in reality, of course .
  I'll be back (・∀・)/
 - Enormous Criticisms against the Referee's diary .
 - First he had erased these sentences , and finally his web site has been closed.

 - After the fight
S: Human body NEVER becomes slippery that much right after the match started !
  I never mistake just a sweat for oil !
  I can't believe it !
  I'm going to object against them .
  Though I was shouting "Stop ! Stop ! Slippery !!," that referee didn't stop the match .
  And Akiyama continued striking me . Why ?

 - This is a comment of Mr.Wada . He was a sub-referee of the match . -
Wada(W): Ah... concerning this probrem ,
  Ah... because I directly participated in this match as a sub-refree,
  there are lots of things that I'm not allowed to talk about.
  Please consider my situation .
  But , I can say ...
  As a man sows, so shall he reap !
  God is always watching everything .
  God knows the truth !
  That's all I can say.

 - The next day of the match -
A: No one stops fighting when an opponent says "Stop ".
  I often sweat a lot on my hands and legs.
  The sweat pours and drips off my body.
  So I told them , "it's my natural constitution ."
 - January 11 -
 - Akiyama was disqualified .
  He applied huge amount of lotion to his body.
 - The sixth article of the rules of HERO'S (K-1):
  "All fighters are prohibited to apply anything on their body ."
 - Akiyama's violation :
  Akiyama applied lotion on his whole body and was on the match.

A: I didn't know that using body lotion is against the rule .
  My poor knowledges of the rule have caused this problem .
  I deeply regret what I've done and fully realize that I was wrong .
  I'm sorry , and... Mr. Sakuraba , I'm sorry .

 - The doubt of dirty work on the gloves -
 - There is no logotype of sponsor "EDWIN" on Akiyama's right glove .
 - There is a strange object on his palm which doesn't look like the ordinary bandage
 - What's the object !??
 - Please be aware that this picture of the weapon is a imaginary picture, based on a supposition.

 - At the next day's press conference of the match -
 - There were strange marks on his fingers ....

A: I always respect Mr.Sakuraba .
  I'm going to keep the respect for him.
A: If I get another chance,
  I'll fight against Mr. Sakuraba with a smile.
  And I want to apologize to him firmly seeing his eyes.

 - After that ...-
 - People are in a terrible fury against NIKE's TV commercial that Akiyama appears.
 - "Slippery Akiyama" affair continues .
  Investigation web sites were set up .
  Sponcer left K-1 and Hero's -
 - Nissin Food Products Co. have quitted sponsoring K-1 and Hero's .
 - Shiseido Co. also have quitted using Akiyama in a TV commercial .
 - On March 11, FEG made an announcement about the new rules .
 - Tanikawa said " it's absurd of Akiyama to be eliminated .
  So I think Sakuraba may be won .
 - But... at the press conference on Janurary... -  
 - I think disqualificaction is a heavier punishment than a foul defeat .
 - Akiyama the "Greasy man" will be able to return to K-1 and HERO'S in Jury .

U: Action !
S: He's slippery !!
Second: Slip your leg !
S: He's slippery !!
S: I'm going to object against them .
S: Whole Body !!
A: with a smile.
W: God is always watching everything .
A: I can't believe it !!

 - We'll never forget...
  "Greasy Akiyama" affair

 - Very Slippery ! -

質問です。 「ヌルヌル男」はどう英訳すべきだと思いますか?

PLEASE VOTE: Which nickname is the best for such a Slippery, Slicky, Oily, Lotion-cheating fighter ?

選択肢 投票
Mr Lotion (9)
Lotion Man (2)
Lotion Fighter (15)
Mr Oil  (7)
Oil Man (1)
Cream Man (0)
Eel Man  ウナギ男 (22)
Greasy Man  油ギトギト男 (134)
Nurunuru Man (2)
Slimy Man  粘液ネバネバ男 (1)
Slippery Man 滑る男 (5)

アドバイス コメント欄 (「こうしたほうがいいよ」てのがあったらドンドン書き込んでください)

  • Eel Man なら超ダサいのでは?
    ウナギ男ww -- (名無しさん) 2007-05-06 17:52:27
  • βversion作成、ご苦労様!
    行けますよ、これは。 -- (名無しさん) 2007-05-06 17:54:06
  • Classic. Thanks to you, I could vote correctly. -- (null) 2007-05-06 18:00:52
  • Greasy Man とかSlimy Manも
    十分ダサダサだと思うけどなぁ・・・
    「油ギトギト男」と「粘液ネバネバ男」だぜ・・・ -- (名無しさん) 2007-05-10 22:39:59
  • ところで、投票の質問は英語にしないの?
    上の書き込み見て思ったんだけど、
    実際英語圏の人が選択肢見てどう思ったかも重要では。
    鶏と卵の関係みたいになるけどなw -- (名無しさん) 2007-05-10 22:42:51
  • とりあえず自分の中の英文を書いてみたけど
    違ってたら訂正よろw -- (名無しさん) 2007-05-14 01:52:35
  • お疲れでした! -- (名無しさん) 2007-05-15 01:42:34

  • すまんが勝手に手を加えさせてもらったw
    -- (名無しさん) 2007-05-15 13:17:04
  • TENNQw -- (名無しさん) 2007-05-15 21:51:46
  • -- (dvvwrwf) 2008-08-24 03:44:42 ban 200.136.226.245
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